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SUBU, Talbot Campus
Hosted by Toby

My Favourite Segments

We keep the show fast, unpredictable, and exciting by rotating these legendary games and community features.

1

The Campus Theme Song

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

My goal is to create an infinite chain of musical tastes across campus; it relies entirely on a continuous loop of student recommendations.

  • Step 1: I play the track selected by the previous week's final interviewee.
  • Step 2: I stop a random student on campus, play them a 15-second snippet, and ask for a rating out of 10.
  • Step 3: I ask for their absolute favourite song right now; that track becomes the start of next week's chain.

The loop always begins or ends with my in-studio guest.

2

Live in the Studio

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I promote local student musical talent in a raw, acoustic setting. Bands or solo artists perform 1 or 2 songs live in the studio.

Note: Instrumentation is kept minimal to prevent technical lag.

During the interview, I have a quick chat with them about their songwriting process, influences, and upcoming local gigs.

3

In The Archives With A Pair Of Fresh Ears

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

We put our guest's musical instincts to the ultimate test! We slide headphones onto them and play tracks from the last few decades as if it were their very first time listening to them.

  • Pick out a track from the last few decades.
  • Forget everything you know about the song.
  • Listen to the track with a pair of fresh ears.
  • Share honest reactions and opinions live on air.

4

Where did all the music go?

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I shine a spotlight on brand-new or under-the-radar musical creators. I select and play 1 to 3 standout tracks from artists who are completely undiscovered, or tracks I think people should hear.

We chat live about their unique sound, production style, and potential. Listeners can submit their original tracks or nominate local musical friends making waves on campus.

5

A Touch of Class

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I step away from modern radio playlists to explore classical compositions; it highlights the pure, timeless intensity of orchestral music.

I play one or two legendary classical movements.

My guest and I discuss the dramatic instrumentation and historical context. No formal musical training is required.

6

The Sounds of the Students

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I turn the everyday sonic chaotic life of campus into pure music! Armed with a portable mic, I hit the concourse, the library, and the student union to record micro-snippets of student voices, laughter, keys jingling, or cafeteria noise.

  • The Sample: I collect 5 to 10 unique ambient audio clips from real students across campus.
  • The Remix: I slice, pitch-shift, and lay those sounds over a drum beat to build an original track.
  • The Premiere: We play the final compiled song live on air and challenge guests to identify whose voice or sound made the mix!

7

The Headline Game

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I sift through the wonderfully bizarre world of local UK journalism. Each week, I select one specific region of the UK (e.g., Cornwall or Yorkshire).

I read out three bizarre local news headlines from that region; 2 real local headlines, and 1 completely fabricated by me.

The guest or live callers must deduce which headline is the fake.

8

Lecture Hall Lies

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I test my guest's straight-faced bluffing and the audience's active listening. I hand my guest a short, highly academic-sounding 60-second script on a normal topic.

Hidden seamlessly inside the text are three completely fabricated, absurd fake facts. A live caller, guest, or I must hit the buzzer the exact second we spot a lie; correct guesses win points, but false alarms cost you.

9

Read the Room

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I host a mind-reading game based on numbers and situational categories.

  1. Two people pick a secret number inside their head from 1 to 10.
  2. The third person picks a category (e.g., condiments).
  3. The players choose an item matching their secret rating (e.g., an 8 merits saying 'sweet chili').

The category selector must guess the exact numbers; breaking the logical boundaries of the rating scale docks you a point.

10

In Another World

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I settle completely useless, hilarious hypothetical arguments with my guests. I pitch a bizarre scenario to the guest panel (e.g., 'You get £10,000 every time you trip, but you can only ever walk in zig-zags').

I act as the mock-serious judge, questioning the feasibility of their logic. The studio desk or listeners via text decide the final winner.

11

The Cardboard Time Machine

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

This meta-narrative audio drama follows the discovery of a bizarre, retro prop left behind in the dark corners of the Nerve Radio Studio. Far from being simple junk, this taped-together contraption actually works, hurling the presenters back through the centuries.

Each episode delivers a fast-paced, sketch-comedy look at major historical eras from a thoroughly ordinary, everyday perspective, trading grand textbook speeches for the mud, complaints, and awkward realities of life on the ground.

12

Adventures of the Useless Superheroes

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

This fast-paced comedy segment combines on-the-fly voice acting with live stand-up elements. I assign each guest a completely ridiculous, low-stakes superpower—such as the ability to turn any liquid into lukewarm tea, or being completely invisible only when eyes are closed.

We then throw these mismatched characters into a dramatic emergency scenario submitted by the audience. The panel has to riff live on the air, performing monologues and descriptive scenes about how they would attempt to save the day using their utterly flawed abilities.

13

60 Seconds To Stand Up

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I collaborate with the BU Stand-Up Society to feature local campus talent. Guest comedians get exactly 60 seconds on a hot mic to deliver their best skit or one-liners.

A loud buzzer sounds the exact millisecond the timer hits zero. The studio desk and I give a light-hearted, instant micro-review of the set.

14

Bournemouth Bucket List

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I find out how much of the classic local experience a student can achieve. I announce a weekly challenge (e.g., walking from Bournemouth Pier to Boscombe Pier in fancy dress).

My guest or I recount the experience of trying to execute the challenge, complete with audio logs and photos.

15

Agony Uncle

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I solve life's most ridiculous student dilemmas with witty, sarcastic, and occasionally insightful advice. Listeners submit their funniest, most trivial daily crises via the studio text line or social media.

I analyze the problem, deliver funny, highly sarcastic solutions, and wrap up each segment with one surprisingly useful, genuine life lesson to catch everyone off guard.

16

Green & Grounded

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

Why choose between your wallet and the environment? Each week, I break down simple, actionable hacks for student living that cut down on waste and save money.

  • Eco-Hacks: Zero-waste living on a tight student budget.
  • Thrift & Swap: Spotlighting local charity shops, vintage finds, and campus swap meets.
  • Budget Eats: Low-impact, low-cost meal prep ideas to slash food waste.

17

Beyond The Border

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

I take a few structured minutes of each broadcast to step completely away from local news. I travel outside our borders to appreciate exceptional cultural components from nations across the globe.

We track:

  • Exceptional music releases and indie charts
  • Traditional and specialised localized games
  • Fascinating historical customs and arts

18

Toby's 360 Views

Segment Mechanics & Studio Rules:

A multi-angle breakdown of the week's biggest news stories and trending topics; the studio clock is set to exactly 360 seconds (6 minutes).

During the countdown, I break down a single major headline from every conceivable angle:

  • What actually happened?
  • What are people saying on social media?
  • What is the overlooked or absurd perspective?
  • What does it actually mean for us as the people?

Once the 360-second timer hits zero, the mic cuts and we will have explored all views.

Catch-Up Vault

Missed an episode live on Nerve Radio? Tune in back-to-back right here.

Show #023 Guest: Bizar

Best Bits Of International Cuisine

12/06/2026

Food brings us together. Bizar rejoins the desk for our delicious season finale as we celebrate the ultimate spices, culinary dishes, and comfort foods worldwide.

Beyond The Border
Show #022 Guest: Bizar

The Turkic Languages

05/06/2026

An epic trek across the Eurasian steppes. Bizar drops by the studio to help trace the origins, vowel harmonies, and structural design of the Turkic language tree.

Beyond The Border
Show #021 Solo Session

Funny Place Names

22/05/2026

Taking a tour of the world's most embarrassing geography. A funny rundown of the absolute strangest, rudest, and most baffling map place names in existence.

Beyond The Border
Show #020 Solo Session

Musical Language

15/05/2026

Breaking down the universal language. We look at how musical notation, theory structures, and sonic melodies communicate deep emotions without using a single word.

Beyond The Border
Show #019 Solo Session

My Review On The English Language

08/05/2026

Giving modern English an honest review. Looking at its bizarre grammatical contradictions, confusing silent letters, and loanwords stolen from around the globe.

Beyond The Border
Show #018 Solo Session

The Calender

01/05/2026

Unraveling the architecture of time tracking. A look at leap years, historical calendar alignments, and the global efforts to standardise the passage of time.

Beyond The Border
Show #017 Solo Session

The East Anglian Dialects

24/04/2026

Looking closer to home. We pull apart the fascinating, rhythmic local dialects, strange vocabulary variations, and historic accents of East Anglia.

Beyond The Border
Show #016 Guest: Vegard

Norwegian and AI

20/03/2026

Northern lights meet future tech. Vegard stops by to chat about the quirks of the Norwegian tongue and how artificial intelligence is rewriting translation.

Beyond The Border
Show #015 Solo Session

Nautical Terms

06/03/2026

Setting sail into vocabulary history. An exploration of historical maritime idioms and sailing phrases that completely integrated into our everyday slang.

Beyond The Border
Show #014 Guest: Priya

The Indian Languages

27/02/2026

Diving into a stunningly diverse linguistic landscape. Priya joins me to chart the rich heritage, distinct scripts, and massive regional variations across India.

Beyond The Border
Show #013 Guest: Ashe

Japanese and The Japonics

20/02/2026

Exploring the complex beauty of East Asian linguistics. Ashe returns to radio to unpack the intricacies, dialects, and idioms of the Japanese language family.

Beyond The Border
Show #012 Solo Session

Days Of The Week

13/02/2026

Kicking off a new journey. We look across our borders to discover how different cultures and global histories structure the humble seven-day calendar week.

Beyond The Border

FM Week part 2

03/02/2026

The live FM takeover continues into hour two. We push the limits of pointless debates and wonders, and if the studio desk holds together.

In Another World

FM Week part 1

03/02/2026

Stepping out onto the live FM airwaves. Giulia, returning guest Ben, and I team up for part one of our broadcasting milestone to share odd tales and trail run In Another World.

In Another World
Show #009 Solo Session

Your Agonies From Over Christmas

12/01/2026

Welcome to the New Year. Sifting through the hilarious aftermath of family arguments, awkward hometown run-ins, and failed January resolutions.

Agony Uncle
Show #008 Guests: Ben (The Heavy Metal Show) and Ashe

Your Agony Uncles And Your Agony Auntie

15/12/2025

The festive panel is packed. Ben and Ashe join the studio for our big pre-Christmas spectacular, solving holiday flat arguments and seasonal stresses.

Agony Uncle
Show #007 Guest: Ben (The Heavy Metal Show)

Your Agony Uncles Return For a Second Week

08/12/2025

The double-act is back. Ben and I team up once more to handle a fresh batch of winter dilemmas before the holiday break scatters everyone.

Agony Uncle
Show #006 Guest: Ben (The Heavy Metal Show)

Your Agony Uncle Has Multiplied

01/12/2025

Two perspectives are better than one. Ben from The Heavy Metal Show joins me behind the mic to inject some loud, direct wisdom into your problems.

Agony Uncle
Show #005 Solo Session

Do Your Friend Have Lots Of Agonies Too?

17/11/2025

Misery loves company. This week, we are looking at group dilemmas, friend-group politics, and how to tell your mate their cooking is a biohazard.

Agony Uncle
Show #004 Solo Session

You Know What Time it is?

10/11/2025

It is exactly that time of the week. Unpacking more student submissions, questionable life choices, and the general chaos of campus living.

Agony Uncle
Show #003 Solo Session

The Agony Uncle Comes Again

03/11/2025

After a brief break, the advice desk is fully open again. Sorting through your latest university relationship drama and existential deadline panic.

Agony Uncle
Show #002 Solo Session

Your Agony Uncle Returns

20/10/2025

Back in the studio for round two. This week, we dig deeper into the mid-semester blues and the bizarre things people leave in the shared kitchen sink.

Agony Uncle
Show #001 Solo Session

The Very First Agony

13/10/2025

The maiden voyage of the desk. I sit down to tackle your initial batch of anonymous campus worries, terrible flatmate dilemmas, and life questions.

Agony Uncle

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